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Janis, New Jersey, 30s, i was rainsoakedsam

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currently I am ben barnes and gay comics trash, now with added shitposting!

I’ve gone pro, babes! Check out my erotica!

Fantasy as Ashlynne Eliza:

➡️NEW RELEASE ➡️🧙‍♀️Loose Monsters - 70k novel, monster fantasy erotica reverse harem with a witchy protagonist who’s crap at her monster hunting job, so she just collects them instead. And fucks them. :)

🌕Moon of Three Realms - isekai/realm-traveling fantasy erotica series of four standalone stories, everyone’s bi, threesomes and moresomes, there’s demons with huge cocks, and fated mates/prophesized happy endings for everyone!

🔮Altar of Desire - ritual sex fantasy erotica, three standalone stories, everyone’s bi, demon princes and orc soldiers and tentacle monsters and the lucky witches who’ve trained long and hard to take them

🎃Halloween Trouble - monsterfucker romantic erotica, standalone m/f stories (idk why one of my stories isn’t showing up on the series page so I’m gonna link Tentacle Trouble at Monster Lake directly here for now :))

📝 Keep up to date at my writerblr!

Contemporary erotic romance as London Delaney:

Starlet - m/f age gap, series about an actress and an actor gettin’ it on and eventually falling in love

🎄What Not To Do When You’re Snowed In With Your Rockstar Ex - m/f age gap, Christmas-themed, second chances and lots of feels

Commissions: Open for fanfic or original! Shoot me a DM here to start a discussion.

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mcgregor:

BEN BARNES and his dark, dark eyes in:

WESTWORLD

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

GOLD DIGGER

THE PUNISHER

DORIAN GRAY

SHADOW & BONE

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ngl this goes crazy

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orange-catsidy:

lavosse:

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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dovv:

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

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chimpanzeedotcom:

Tumblr girls when they become mutuals

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theehorsepusssy:

Long Live Diabetichomelesshookers!

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typinggently:

happy God damn Frankie, I love to watch you work wednesday to those who celebrate

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furiousfinnstan:

@stvksn on ig

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randy wrangler - the man, the myth, the legend

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jewellery-box:

Evening Dress, ca.1865, designed by dressmaker Madame Vignon of Paris. Silk.

The Cohasset Historical Society.

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Maria Barnes Hooper, wearer

Maria Barnes was born in 1827 in Hingham, Mass., to parents Ensign Barnes Jr. and Deborah Lincoln. The Lincoln family has notable members of American History, including Major General Benjamin Lincoln, who served under George Washington in the Revolutionary War and received British commander Lord Charles Cornwallis’ surrender at Yorktown, and Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States.

Maria married John Sewell Hooper, a stationary merchant, in Hingham in 1852. The Hoopers applied for a passport in 1865 that shows the couple and their young son traveling to France. Family legend states that Maria purchased this dress for $100 (about $1,800 today) from Madame Vignon, a renowned Parisian dressmaker. Vignon also created the wedding dress and trousseau for the French Empress Eugenie, wife of Napoleon III.

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